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Sesame Street Protest Turns Violent as Residents Clash with NYPD
Elmo among those arrested as police shut down protest against police brutality.
Armed Protester Fears Virus Restrictions May Cause Societal Collapse
Militia leader starts armed protest against Michigan’s stay-at-home order, fearing it may lead to an increase in armed militia groups.
COVID-19 Coronavirus Revealed To Be A Democratic Socialist
Scientists discover the infectious virus sweeping the planet believes in a gradual transition to a socialist state.
Elizabeth Warren Quits 2020 Race to Become Full-Time Billionaire Slayer
Senator Warren suspends her campaign for President to focus on another passion - taking down billionaires.
Elizabeth Warren Arrested for Murder Following Democratic Debate
Multiple witnesses reported that Senator Warren murdered fellow nominee Michael Bloomberg live on stage.
Rogue Iowa Caucus Causes Millions of Dollars in Damages
Iowa faces fresh calls for a new electoral process as the 2020 primary caucuses leave the state in chaos and disarray.
Bloomberg Enters 2020 Race due to lack of Old, White, Male Candidates
Billionaire cites a lack of mature-aged white men in pool of candidates as reason for nomination.
Clinton Criticism Reignites Stagnant Gabbard Campaign
Hillary Clinton’s criticism has inadvertently revived the renegade Democrat’s campaign for President.
Joe Biden Literally Puts Foot in Mouth at Iowa Campaign Event
A strange stunt left spectators shocked at a campaign event for former Vice-President Joe Biden earlier today in Iowa.
Corporations Lobby to Ban All Free Stuff
Free samples, handouts, and giveaways may soon be banned by law if several powerful corporations have their way.