Controversial writer claims popular beverage is not an MD.
Australian Journalist Enters Fugue State After Trump Interview
Axios reporter falls into dissociative state after speaking with the President.
Sesame Street Protest Turns Violent as Residents Clash with NYPD
Elmo among those arrested as police shut down protest against police brutality.
President Trump Launches Unemployment Bonus in Case He Needs it in November
Bonus announced as part of federal scheme to help members of the 1% that have been negatively impacted by the COVID-19 outbreak.
Armed Protester Fears Virus Restrictions May Cause Societal Collapse
Militia leader starts armed protest against Michigan’s stay-at-home order, fearing it may lead to an increase in armed militia groups.
Isolated Millennial Can’t Handle Another Day of Napping and Binge Watching TV
A young consultant struggles with the ails of working from home as the Coronavirus crisis worsens.
COVID-19 Coronavirus Revealed To Be A Democratic Socialist
Scientists discover the infectious virus sweeping the planet believes in a gradual transition to a socialist state.
Elizabeth Warren Quits 2020 Race to Become Full-Time Billionaire Slayer
Senator Warren suspends her campaign for President to focus on another passion - taking down billionaires.
Weinstein Found Guilty Despite Evidence He is Rich and Powerful
Film producer shocked his wealth and intimidating reputation didn’t stop a guilty verdict.
Elizabeth Warren Arrested for Murder Following Democratic Debate
Multiple witnesses reported that Senator Warren murdered fellow nominee Michael Bloomberg live on stage.
Rogue Iowa Caucus Causes Millions of Dollars in Damages
Iowa faces fresh calls for a new electoral process as the 2020 primary caucuses leave the state in chaos and disarray.
Bloomberg Enters 2020 Race due to lack of Old, White, Male Candidates
Billionaire cites a lack of mature-aged white men in pool of candidates as reason for nomination.
Clinton Criticism Reignites Stagnant Gabbard Campaign
Hillary Clinton’s criticism has inadvertently revived the renegade Democrat’s campaign for President.
Joe Biden Literally Puts Foot in Mouth at Iowa Campaign Event
A strange stunt left spectators shocked at a campaign event for former Vice-President Joe Biden earlier today in Iowa.
Corporations Lobby to Ban All Free Stuff
Free samples, handouts, and giveaways may soon be banned by law if several powerful corporations have their way.